Your Fortune.....In Bed

[Nemses]

A very simple game. All you have to do is find your fortune somewhere (say in the news paper or over the net or ANYWHERE) and attach 'in Bed' at the end of it and get hilarious one liners! *ahem ahem*

- One statement per post.
- Double Posting is not allowed.
- Vulgar? Not really, its just your imagination, if you think its vulgar
- This game IS about imagination.



So let me begin

Divert you attention by focusing on constructive tasks in bed.

EDIT : Apologies for posting this in the wrong place and thank you for moving it to the right one.

[rideru]

spend more time with optimists in bed O_o

[Dragonlady]

Even though you are usually the life of the party, you may find that people are more resistant to your charms in bed.

[rideru]

Originally Posted by Dragonlady

Even though you are usually the life of the party, you may find that people are more resistant to your charms in bed.

which is the exact opposite of how it should work XD

[Nemses]

Make the most of opportunities by interacting with your seniors in bed.

rofl

[rideru]

ok ok Nem, just for u

EDIT: OMG LOL how the hell did i manage to post this in the wrong thread?!?! i think there's something seriously wrong with me.....

[Dragonlady]

It's apparent that you cannot do everything you want to do now in bed, even if you try.

[darkmasta]

You'll learn about another person in the process of teaching them something in bed...

YAY!!

[Nemses]

Originally Posted by rideru

ok ok Nem, just for u

EDIT: OMG LOL how the hell did i manage to post this in the wrong thread?!?! i think there's something seriously wrong with me.....

XD thx bro

Today's Horoscope - You might find it difficult to work on projects that require intensive concentration in bed.

lol

[Dragonlady]

It's challenging for you to maintain a healthy perspective about a current project in bed.